From the moment you arrive in this world, something happens around you that can sometimes be delicious, but sometimes drives you crazy or leaves you completely confused. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely fine to ask for advice.
Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not just about knowing things, but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you’ve received the best possible advice, it doesn’t automatically mean you’re obligated to follow it.
It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving the advice is or how well they know you; If what they say you should do doesn’t sit well with you, you should probably go with your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they’re allowed to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need some advice” have never passed your lips.
Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are many unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you laugh, but suddenly comes in handy, surely comes in handy.
For this article, we’ve collected a bunch of fun life tips for all kinds of situations. Which one do you find more useful? If you have something to add to this collection, please share it with us in the comments.
Take a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, take it out of your pocket and say, ‘thank you Lord for this meal I’m about to have’ and attack with the fork.
If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. If you feed the fish, he will never be hungry again.
Trust the dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
If you find a bathroom in your dream, do not use it.
If you hear strange noises at night, simply make more strange noises to assert dominance.
Don’t yell at your kids, come closer and whisper, it’s much scarier.
If you try to rob a bank, you won’t have any problems with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you’re successful or not.
If your kids suddenly start getting along and are nice to each other for no reason, be very suspicious.
Don’t worry about the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
If you don’t know where your kids are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear.
No matter how good your hand soap smells, don’t leave the bathroom smelling your fingers.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water pistol and shoot other people in the eyes.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad can the decision be?
Eat what you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat that too.
If you’re not happy where you are, move on. You are not a tree.
Drinking can cause memory loss, or worse, memory loss.
Ladies, if a man says he’ll fix something, he will. There’s no point in telling him every six months.
If you swim with a friend, your chances of being eaten by a shark will be reduced by 50%.
If you can’t blind them with brilliance, mistrust them with nonsense.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need one parachute to skydive twice.
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than yours so they don’t eat all of yours.
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
Be a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. She wakes up beautiful.
Don’t let go of your wife’s hand in the mall, because she’ll start shopping. It may sound romantic, but it’s actually cheap.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say in Jesus’ name, Amen.
If you break a bone in two places, don’t go to those places again.
In the event of a fire, leave the building before tweeting about it.
When you fart in public, yell “Jet power!” and walk faster.
Eggs are good for health. But sometimes we get tired of them. Add some butter, chocolate, sugar, flour and then bake. Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day.
If you wait until the last minute to do it, it will only take you a minute to do it.
Writing. I like it. East. Not to do. Their. Spot. None. Stronger.
Don’t make snow angels in a dog park.
Never use your favorite song as an alarm. You will start to hate it.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a majestic baboon.
For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick and get all the candy in the vending machine.
Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is days and days is not good.
The best defense against someone videotaping you is playing a song by an artist who takes copyright infringement seriously.
My father once said to me, “Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, say it’s something your father told you.”
Never walk on ice with your hands in your pockets.
Put a tea bag in your whiskey, so you can sip through the day without being judged.
The first time your toddler sneezes in your face, as hilarious as it is when it happens, don’t laugh. You’ll be sentencing yourself to years of sneezing in your face.
Pro tip for parents: only eat spaghetti on bath nights.
If your dog blinks at you, blink back. It could be a code.
Don’t lick the container, rinse it like a normal person.
Every time I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ If they wanted, I don’t do that.
Don’t be ashamed of yourself, that’s a job for your parents.
Listen to really bad music when you’re going through something terrible in your life. If you listen to the music you love, it will become a constant reminder of the bad times.
If you’re in the 12th grade, don’t join senior dating sites.
When you want to annoy someone at work, use air quotes when addressing their job title.
Oil floats on water, so cover yourself in oil, wait for it to rain, and fly.
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